he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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