I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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