how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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