I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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