My room smells like vodka and shame
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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