so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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