Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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