let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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