sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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