Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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