OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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