i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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