I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Dignity is for republicans.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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