I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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