so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Randomize
