You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
