Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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