I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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