how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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