The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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