That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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