shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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