I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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