Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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