WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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