you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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