does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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