why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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