Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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