Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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