A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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