I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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