There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
