i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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