problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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