Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
handjob tips. give me some.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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