He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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