Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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