Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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