I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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