i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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