I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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