Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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