Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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