i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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