dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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