its not stalking. its research.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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