Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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