Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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