no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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