508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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