My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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