remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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