No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
