Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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