what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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