Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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