is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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