look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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